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Wisdom are available within the most unexpected places. Today, wisdom bubbled up from the pineapple under the ocean. I suddenly realized that everything youd want to know about writing articles for the website may be taught by his friends and SpongeBob SquarePants.

When you write for your newsletter, blog, or website, which figure are you most like?

Squidward: Squidward is B-O-R-I-N-G. When creating articles, have you been a Squidward? Do you just have the xamthone words down in writing or are you getting a fun twist to entertain your audience and keep them coming back for more? Take care to make your articles stand out from the tens and thousands of other dull articles out there by including personal experiences or perhaps having fun while writing. As an example, this article could be entitled "How to Publish a Good Article", but would it stand-out from the hundreds of other posts about article writing? Not likely.

Mr. Krabs: This crustacean is focused on one thing and one thing only, creating more and more and more money. Only a cartoon might have dollar signs drawn in his eyes. He thinks of no one, only how he could gain. Are your articles focused on you-or on the audience? Are you giving information or do you've blinders on, thinking only about how you will make money from the content you are creating? If your article reads like an advertising or is self-serving or filled with affiliate links, you may write like Mr. Krabs.

Patrick: SpongeBobs closest friend, the starfish, has a great heart, but isn't the creature in the ocean. Do your articles allow you to seem like a professional? Are you providing important content or simply pushing out bad articles as quickly as you can? Always double check for typos and grammatical errors. If you are challenged by grammar and spelling, hire a Virtual Assistant o-r Copywriter to proofread and publish your report for you. Or decrease, set your article aside for a day and then reread it before you click the submit button.

Plankton: The smallest animal in the sea can be the sneakiest. Hell do such a thing and hurt one to take some one elses work (the Krabby Pattie secret formula). Write your own personal product. Dont be Plankton. Dont copy and paste some one elses work, edit it, and try to pass it down as your own. You'll be found, and it only isnt worth it. Take the exact same level of effort and work on your personal thoughts and ideas. Plankton never gets away with his plans, often. Hes on Plan Z and continues to be pathetically a deep failing at his attempts to steal the secret formula.

SpongeBob: This little man always tries to do the best thing, and can be a hard worker. He might not always end up getting the outcome he hoped for, but he bounces back and tackles his use a renewed vigor. SpongeBob works very hard, he's a good friend, he always thinks of others, and tries to have a great time regardless of what he's up against. Hard-working, friendly SpongeBob may be the guy to be when creating articles.

While this is a silly training in article writing, I really hope you'll remember the essential communications our underwater friends have shown us.

1. Be enjoyable. Not boring.

2. Produce articles to help others, not with dollar signs in your eyes.

3. Critique your articles vigilantly, and provide important information.

4. Write your own product. Dont copy others.

5. Be a SpongeBob! Persistence and work pay off.

Before you understand it, you'll create a following for having educational and interesting articles and youll be King or Queen of the ocean.



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