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Lawyer Jokes

Q: How does a pregnant woman know she's carrying a attorney?

A: She's an extreme craving for baloney.

Q: What's the legal meaning of Appeal?

A: Something an individual falls on in a food store.

Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

A: To practice.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

A: The attorney charges more.

Q: What can you call a smiling, sober, courteous individual at a bar association convention?

A: The caterer.

Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

A: If one side has one, the other side has to obtain one.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with legal counsel?

A: An offer you can't understand.

Q: What do you call an attorney gone bad?

A: Senator

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Q: What is the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?

A: Jewelry.

Q: What's the definition of mixed feelings?

A: Watching your lawyer travel over a cliff in your brand-new Ferrari.

Q: Whats the distinction between lawyers and accountants?

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2. He asked, as the lawyer awoke from surgery, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" The nurse answered, "There is a fire down the street, and we did not want you to think you'd died."

3. God decided to settle their differences once and for several and simply take the devil to court. Satan noticed this, said and laughed, "And where do you think you're planning to find a lawyer?"

4. An attorney is sitting at the table in his new office. Someone is heard by him arriving at the door. He sees the phone since the door opens and says, "I need one million and not really a penny less", to impress his first potential customer. As he hangs up, the person now standing in his office says, "I am here to lift up your phone."

And finally:

You Could Be A Lawyer If.. You're getting anyone to read these jokes.Attorney Dan Hynes -
The New Hampshire DWI GUY
238 Central St #5
Hudson NH 03051

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